Karl & I = Ex-Friends.

It's pretty simple: I had my Purell hand sanitizer snatched from my backpack by the meanest woman alive when I went through security in MSP, and Karl didn't. Dammit. Karl and I had been friends for about 6 minutes when I found out about the injustice that took place. It was ridiculous, and I'm still fuming about it. Due to the complexity of the situation and my inability to reconcile, I've decided that it would just be easier to move on with my life if Karl and I simply cut off all communication with one other. Friends no more.. the end.